:: Devastatin' Dave & friends

KEN: Almost certainly pulls his hair and sideburns on like a beanie hat. Possibly his face too.

CHRISTIAN CRUSADERS: Which one’s Al? It’s the porker with the grease-ball isn’t it? Or the one in the Laura Ashley skirt?

CODY MATHERSON: That tee shirt is in the RSPCA shop in Leamington. As well as his other eye.

GERALDINE AND RICKY: G & R seem to be seated on corrugated steel in the middle of a jungle. Ricky probably related to Cody Matheson.

DEVASTATIN’ DAVE: Infinitely preferable to P-Diddy.

JOYCE: She is the only human being ever to be bought at a church jumble sale.

JOHN BULT: “ I only came around ‘cos yer daddy said you was all alone on yer birthday.” He’s related to her.

LET ME TOUCH HIM: Be my guest.

THE MC KEITHERS: That’s the father, at the front. The daughter is now expecting twins with Devastatin’ Dave. She’s devastated.

MILLIE JACKSON: Is actually pretty cool and knows all about irony.

ORLEANS: All married with kids. But so is John Bult.

TINO: Very good friend of Peter Mandelson, apparently.

COUNTRY CHURCH: Recently seen kicking the sh*t out of the McKeithers at a barbeque.

BUTCH YELTON AND UPBOUND: She’s toast.

THE LOUVIN BROTHERS: Badly drawn Satan, anyone?

THE HANDLESS ORGANIST: Actually has hands.

MIKE CRAIN: Karatist? Is that a word?

FREDDIE GAGE: Somehow, you believe him.

THE BRAILLETTES: Two of them are dating the Louvin Brothers. Randomly.

JIM POST: Squiring the remaining Braillette. In this picture.

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